Cricket news from ESPN Cricinfo.com

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Wicketkeeping jokes: some Kamran Akmal shockers.


Fan: Kamran, is it true you break wind professionally?
Akmal: What are you talking about?
Fan: I was told you get paid every time you drop one.

**********************************

Kamran's Agent: Cheer up, Kamran, I've got some good news. You've got a lucrative new sponsor.
Akmal: Oh great, who is it?
Agent: Teflon.

***********************************

Suffering from itchy, sore eyes a lady pops to the chemist's to pick up some Optrex. Returning home she's bemused to find the instruction leaflet's 'Daily dosage' section contains only a photo of Kamran Akmal. She immediately rings up customer support to ask for an explanation. "Ah yes, sorry, Madam," says the assistant. "We thought everyone knew it meant three drops a day."

************************************

Unlikely you can do any worse than my efforts so please post your own below.

4 comments:

  1. dear oh dear oh dear

    ReplyDelete
  2. Surely he drops them bcos he has greasy palms?

    ReplyDelete
  3. I sent this one to Cricinfo's commentary during the match and they had published it:

    What is Kamran Akmal's favourite pickup line? - Can I DROP you somewhere? ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Arf, full marks, Shridhar. I would marry cricinfo if I could.

    ReplyDelete

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

ShareThis